He seemed shy and so confused Now that he's older, he's last year's news She is looking for somebody fresh and young She is looking for someone less
A starlet lay dead Her blood's on the fridge Those hippies, they've gone too far Once, they were passive They did too much acid While freaking out at
You should have listened to your mother And ate your veggies when you were younger You should have listened to your parents And doubled up on your peas
Pulled a muscle I popped a joint My useless body Is falling apart I used to be limber I used to have finesse Now I'm just a pencilneck But it wasn't
Had a gaggle of friends in high school I know none of them now Cleared my memory of them Here's what I heard through the rumor mill 'so and so's' a
I had a dream that I saw Dean Yes, I saw Dino in my dream He had the body of an alien He was visiting planet Earth for the weekend Dean Martin was a
Dogboy climbed the tower Not sure if he'd jump or fall The driver of the big black hearse He sat there waiting Waiting for the worst Waiting for the
Had a vision of Michelle Pfeiffer Wearing nothing but a diaper Squatting over a roman candle Dancing around in rhinestone sandals Hey! well I don't
Penis severed off with a butcher knife Only to be sewn on again A permanent notch on his crotch Will it ever stiffen again? He better keep it in his
No prize for congeniality Never knew popularity The ugly stick had wished To one day become a swan Always picked last for sports teams Got cheated out
Spaceghost, the twins, and blip Were busy fighting the cosmic witch She jumped in her craft and sped away Leading them on a high speed chase Spaceghost
The TV's loud It screams at me again Reminds me of my mom Fighting with my new stepdad Who the hell are you? All you do is fuck my mom and eat her food
He had an itch that wouldn't stop He caught it from someone who didn't wash He had a nest for a crotch He had one big piece of hot property He's just
I'm a talking, walking stick Blow me over in the wind I want to be paper thin I want to fart through silk Head in the toilet bowl Two fingers down my
