How will you people live without me? Who will bring you joy when I'm gone? 'Cause I'm one funny man I bring the comedy I am the one you go to, to get
[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop]: Do you realize how fast you were going sir? {Excited Southerner]: Yes
Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot. [Sung] You don't know how much I need you.
We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax I'm the 7 foot man, I've commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways
Put on your Yamaka Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get
-{The Sounds of waves crashing- SEAN:This is quite the chill night.kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself. GIRL #2:Yeah, the
The Champion Donald: Welcome back on this glorious sunday afternoon for the final round of the Enbuary classic. The legendary Champion is now approaching
-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker- GIRL #5:Hey, honey. SEAN:S'up baby?looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and
Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a
SEAN: Ooh baby, you looking good. GIRL: Thanks sean. SEAN: you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right. GIRL: I think you're nice
Why don't you pick up after you're done? I'm not your slave, I'm not your mother I'm not your maid, I mean I've got a life too So fuck you Why can't
-{Sean pouring champagne- SEAN: Yeah.Yeah.That's right.Baby I have to tell you, you looking unbelievably delicious laying there. GIRL #3:Oh Sean,
Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita If there's a Long Tall Sally out there I'm dyin' to meet her Why can't I hear Beth callin' me? Why can
Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass? I want some
What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, Momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am Dad
What's your name? Me, I'm the lonesome kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different
Respect Respect You gotta show the fucking respect [Repeat Over And Over]
I am a simple goat, I live on the back of a pick-up truck The old man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck Hey goat, I'm gonna