something to eat I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell
car) Diesel gas sucks my ass (That fuckin' pile of shit) That pile of metal shit (Never gets him very far) Oh what the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do What
kinda reminds me of growing up" [all agree] M3: "It kinda reminds me of smelling weed" [all agree] M1: "Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy" [all agree] M2: "It reminds me
a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" [Tennis ball being hit] Farmer: That was out Cow: Moo Farmer: Don't tell me
I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a ride Nobody likes me
we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite diner. Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today? Excited Southerner: Hi, how are
optional -- you don't have to do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to love me, and that -- that's fi-- til death do us
nothing but fresh air, and you will not smell anything in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me -- Gary Phelps: [hysterically
do is get VD, What the hell happened to me? It makes no sense I can't believe I ended on me I'm out of my gourd Won't somebody please, help me? A do