Dahlia and I were taking a bath And Dahlia was smoking a cigar And she said to me "I bet you've never taken a bath With a girl smoking a cigar before
Everything is fine Crimes of the mind I drink a little wine Crimes of the mind Here's to modern times Crimes of the mind Rolling in the grime Crimes of the mind
It's really plain and easy to see The family grows like a fungus on a tree The fungus keeps growing wide and tall We're happy while we flourish And sad
s bitchin' again She's bitchin' again She's bitchin' again drivin' me nuts "I thought you said You'd bring me some flowers You came home with nothing
I am the king of nothing The emperor of emptiness I don't have a castle And I don't wear a crown I recall as a small child The dreams that I once had
She used to want to save the world But nothing to her matters now She lays bout the subway station Clad in dirty tatters now Lucy's in the subway with
Bringin' home the bacon! We're all getting taken for a ride Kiss your mama goodbye Time to let it all fly Don't get caught With your fingers in the pie
underneath Eggs and bacon for my breakfast With some orange juice on the side It don't take a brilliant genius To see that life's a bit cockeyed To see that life
and love I must admit I'm the only one That I'm thinking of Well, I just make my honey And I put it in the bank I buy myself some presents With no one
dial Life is a TV show Should've been canceled long ago Life is a TV show Should've been canceled long ago Life is a TV show Life is a TV show Life
need Of some dough" Perplexed and confused she asked him, "Oh but Captain how did you know?" Laughingly he responded, "It was really just a lucky hunch" With