Get out your measuring cups And we'll play a new game Come to the front of the class And we'll measure your brain We'll give you a complex and we'll give
I got home this morning With the sun right in my eyes And there was no warning Yes, it took me by surprise As it hit me like an act of God Causing my
My skin is white as parchment Drier than a downtown office building Where the air is tight There's time spent, resting on her bones Waiting for the telephone
When I wake up in the morning Pour the coffee and I read the paper An' then I slowly and so softly do the dishes And feed the fishes Sing me "Happy Birthday
If we can call them friends We can call them on red telephones And they won't pretend That they're too busy or they're not alone An' if we can call them
You remind me of you The way you shot right through and how You broke my window glass Fast, it happened so fast I have to confess that I That I was impressed
I was getting ready to be a threat I was getting set for my accidental suicide The kind where no one dies No one looks too surprised Then you realize
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As through a glass darkly you seek yourself But the light grows weak while under Yggsdrasil A basket of eggs, may you count your days Though your gut
Lord, I been such a bad boy 'Cause I been disobedient And I made mistakes I made blunders That's true of thousands and thousands of people Little children
ll never frown eggs can be almost bliss (D) Just as long as I get my kiss (D) How do you like your eggs in the morning (H) how do you like your eggs
Love divided, in two won't do So, I'm putting all my eggs In one basket I'm betting everything I've got on you I'm putting all my eggs In one basket
Start with a line each, ended up with egg on my face, shouldnt of picked the rotten peach, a guests life its been, milling about the wreckin, spreading
Can't you feel our souls ignite Shedding ever changing colours, in the darkness of the fading night, Like the river joins
(backwards) momma, I'm gonna buy me another corn dog
What shall we do with his brain? You put it back, for it isn't the same What shall we do with his brain? Eggs do you think so? oh.... What did you
And then he stood in the check-out line Approximately 3 hours "This is cold war!" shouted a clerk "This is Russian hell!" shouted a jerk "Venusian baby
Gary: I'm so damn hungry I need to get me something to eat I need to get me something to eat Robin: I've got this machete Gary: Let's get something