Oh, let's get up and let's get excited It's a public party and you're all invited Let's cut the custard, see the mustard Please hold steady till we're
Moments of sadness, moments of guilt Stains on the memory, stains on the quilt Chapter of incidents, chapter and verse Sub-heading chronic, paragraph
(spoken) I'm Charley, you know I'm Norman pleased to meet you I'm Mickey, hello Wilko I'm Johnny, how are you doing Harry? My name is David And I'm Ian
In the mirror, when I'm Debonair My reactions are my own affair A body likes to be near the bone Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack and Joan I die when I'm alone,
One looks for happiness One longs to find a partner One knows that nowadays One love will be the answer One sees a crazy world One needs a fresh perspective
Excuse me, excuse me Get right out of the way Quiet! (Flop-flops) I'm sorry, beg pardon The fault's entirely yours Quiet! (Big Chops) Your Highness,
Here I stand with a dough nut for a brain On my life, I must see you again I should think that's made it very plain Is it his, is it his or is it ain'
Why don't you get back into bed? Why don't you get back into bed? Why don't you get back into bed? Why don't you get back into bed? Reasons to be cheerful
Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is all my brain and body need Sex and drugs and rock and roll Are very good indeed Keep your silly ways or throw them
In my yellow jersey, I went out on the nick. South Street Romford, shopping arcade Got a Razzle magazine, I never paid Inside my jacket and away double
Till I met her, I thought I knew the answers I thought a bit of treatment was all a body needs I'll take you where the haps are All the handsome chaps
(spoken) Morning Reg, meat and two veg? He done him with a ten-pound sledge, he done himself a favour Crash! Forty-year old housewife Mrs Elizabeth Walk
Me desperte De un sueno celestial Con los ojos cerrados Yo te puedo ver igual Que linda esta tu espalda Que lindo levitar Sobre un campo de amapolas
So I?m screaming this to you, waaagh From the last place in the queue, waaah, waaah I really think you?d like me given half a chance But since we ain?
(All spoken) You'll see. They think I'm off my crust as I creep about the caff. But I'm really getting ready to surprise them all, Because I'm busy
You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum? I like your titties, they're nice and small Let me have
Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for your taxi Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for your taxi Waiting for your
Blue Gene baby Skinny white sailor, the chances were slender The beauties were brief Shall I mourn you decline with some thunderbird wine and a black
