I'm gonna tell Aunt Mary about Uncle John He claims he has the music, but he has a lot of fun Oh baby, yes, baby Ooh baby, havin' me some fun tonight
Gonna tell aunt Mary 'bout uncle John Sally has the beauty and we're havin' fun Oh, baby, yeah, baby, ooh, baby Havin' some fun tonight Saw uncle John
Miss riley had a dog She used to keep it in her backyard And when the dog began to bark All the neighbors began to shout Then came a stormy night Miss
Jim, livin' with you'd not such fun You're not the only one You don't have the looks You're not the person that you used to be And there are people on
Billy was a good friend of mine We grew up together ever since we were nine We went to school, he was my best friend And I thought our friendship would
All the things you said you thought I was dead Everything made me feel aware Ah, you're getting old you're doing things You're losing your hair All of
The stock is empty in our eyeball store All we got left, a few cataracts and sores The faggot mimic machine never had an ides Mission impossible, they
Sit yourself down Bang out a tune on that grand piano Sit yourself down Lay languidly down upon that sofa Oh, isn't it nice When your heart is made out
Sally dances on the floor She says that she can't do it anymore She walks down St. Marks Place And eats natural food at my place Now, Sally can't dance
1, 2, 3 And I woke up early this morning and I went to the 5 and dime I saw this pretty young lady that was real, real fine I tapped her on the shoulder
Little Sally Walker Sittin' in a saucer Ride, Sally, ride Wipe your weepin' eyes Put your hands on your hips Let your back bone slip I want you to Shake
If your vision is holding you If you can't fathom out what to do If you can't read what you write If you find yourself waking in the middle of the night
Well, you told me that you weren't infectious So I brought no precautions with me And you said your old man was in Texas And anyway he'd forgotten his
From a whisper in the wind To a loud scream the message came That I'd lost you to the warmth of another man I've seen more tears fall from your eyes
You know the future will soon be past Climb on first, get off last I'm tryin' to push my stake to my hips Where I'll feel the benefit Through it all
You make me feel like I don?t need another Come on, baby, let?s pull back the covers And do our best to help one another Find out how much fun we can
Hey, hey Julia, you're acting so peculiar I know I'd never fool you in a million years A horn section you resemble and your figure makes me tremble And
Sneakin' Sally through the alley Trying to keep her out of sight Sneakin' Sally through the alley When up pops the wife I said, "I can't find nothing
